daniellexteig:

*while filling out job application*

Job experience: watching The Office

(via rousseaus)

Hello I am alive

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

(Source: dveon, via arrogantkids)

Neutral Milk Hotel is this month and guess who is not going and guess who was a dumb dumb and didnt buy tickets and guess who is so sad she wants to throw up?????????

shalrath:

does my inconsistent art style turn you on

(via lunpa)

i felt nice today

meadowkitten:

i want to be a banana slug

(via sadgirls2k14)

yoooo
and then you walk out of the bathroom like “haha no one knows i just took a selfie”

whydontihatemarrymyself:

nudes? no. send me newts. thousands and thousands of newts. my reptilian army will never be vanquished

(Source: turboshitnerd, via discolouring)

ggggggggg
eee
avertyoureyes-neglecttheskies:

I told her to bring food
yaaaaa